Join the Illuminati and bring about your own new world order!
What do pop idols, world leaders and scaly-skinned aliens have in common besides money, power and cleverly disguised spaceships?
They are all Illuminati!
Join their ranks and influence as many people as you can through any means necessary! Mind control, hidden messages in music videos, weird chemicals on water supplies: there’s a surprisingly wide array of paths for world domination.
Just pick your favorite!
- PRACTICE the world-dominating skills you know you always wanted to practice by influencing people and turning them into happily subservient lambs!
- OVERTAKE your fellow (rival) Illuminati members on the race to take over the Earth! Remember: if you’re not at the top chair, you’re still a lamb!
- WORK hard to dominate not only our world, but two other planets, too! Why stop at Earth when you have powerful contacts all over the universe?
- EAVESDROP on secret conversations by placing wires on the offices of powerful world leaders and manipulate their shady plans to suit your shady plans!
- RELISH on everything your influence can get you as you bring about your own new world order!
Prove conspiracy theorists right and give them lots more to theorize about.
Make deals with the reptilians aliens that control world affairs from the shadows, recruit pop idols and Hollywood stars through your not-in-the-least suspicious cult and slowly climb your way to Illuminati big boss status!
Put on your tin foil hat just in case and join the Illuminati now!
P.S.: there’s absolutely no hidden messages in this text, stop looking!